Last time we went go-karting from work I joked about competitiveness using this beautiful example from despair.com Goals

Now I know this company better, this time I think there are a few more Demotivators tm I can add.

Trouble: this will be my catchphrase for the event

Consistency: seems to be the secret weapon all teams are relying on this time

Success: regarding a Director who ran over an employee last time

Mistakes: regarding the employee who got ran over